Many people ask me who I am. I am an intellectual, sweet and cute without fail. I am a hardworking, diligent, smart alek, who always must be right. ( To some degree, anyway.... ) I am that God-loving, church-going, choir-singer with the talent to take the World by storm. I am the peace-loving, calm, collected (most of the time), strange young lady with the brilliant smile.

This is Me. Love it, Accept it, or Move on. Your choice. <3

  • gunpowderandspark:

    dapperhatsandfancypants:

    theausterevolunteer:

    oscarstardis:

    stillmonkeys:

    From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

    if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

    "nearly all of my life"

    Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

    "Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

    He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

    The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

    (via ygreat)

  • eurotrottest:

    l-ive-a-litt-le:

    Straight up.

    "dick is abundant and low value"

    (Source: kdramawhatareyoudoing, via mydemisee)

  • For four girls who share the same heart.

    (Source: four-big-idiots, via disneytasthic)

  • wall-to-wall-shezza:

    I’m so happy this picture exists

    (Source: vicieinatv, via weaponizedwit)

  • greenekangaroo:

    I have a back yard now. 

    I have an EXCUSE. 

    (Source: sp0oky-box-forts, via weaponizedwit)

  • vanillycake:

    typette:

    Estelle - American Boy

    behold the voice of your gemstone queen

    (Source: , via chubby-vampire)

  • thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    ealperin:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    ealperin:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    wonderhawk:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    annethecatdetective:

    burning-high-rise:

    whorishgreen:

    whorishgreen:

    I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

    UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

    That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

    I am SO HAPPY that Salem is still alive and well oh my gosh

    He has lived so long ‘cause he is a magical immortal kitteh <3

    He truly is a witch cat

    He shall live forever and receive eternal pettings and belly rubs <3 

    Oh. My. Gosh!!!!!

    :3

    Fun Fact: Salem was one of the factors that began my lifelong love of cats :)

    ^DITTO, HERE!^

    Also Luna from Sailor Moon, can’t forget about her! :D