Many people ask me who I am. I am an intellectual, sweet and cute without fail. I am a hardworking, diligent, smart alek, who always must be right. ( To some degree, anyway.... ) I am that God-loving, church-going, choir-singer with the talent to take the World by storm. I am the peace-loving, calm, collected (most of the time), strange young lady with the brilliant smile.

This is Me. Love it, Accept it, or Move on. Your choice. <3

  • flynnriders:

    The greatest gift and honor…is having you for a daughter.

    (via sixpenceee)

  • theunjustifiedtruth:







    A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.

    At around 11:20, she was drowsy, so she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed. She walked to his room and saw that he wasn’t there. She then ran over to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand.

    Relieved, she picked her phone back up from his hand to inspect it. Browsing through it, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc., but then she opened up her saved pictures. She began deleting the pictures he had taken, until only one new picture remained.

    When she first saw it, she was in disbelief. It was her son sleeping on her bed, but the picture was taken by someone else above him… and it showed the left half of an elderly woman’s face. 





    I could cry

    (via sixpenceee)

  • best-days-of-my-flerm:



    …you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

    holy fucking shit

    (via ygreat)

  • gunpowderandspark:





    From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

    if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

    "nearly all of my life"

    Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

    "Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

    He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

    The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

    (via ygreat)

  • eurotrottest:


    Straight up.

    "dick is abundant and low value"

    (Source: kdramawhatareyoudoing, via mydemisee)

  • For four girls who share the same heart.

    (Source: four-big-idiots, via disneytasthic)

  • wall-to-wall-shezza:

    I’m so happy this picture exists

    (Source: vicieinatv, via weaponizedwit)

  • greenekangaroo:

    I have a back yard now. 

    I have an EXCUSE. 

    (Source: sp0oky-box-forts, via weaponizedwit)