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xhikaruchanx: thisgrrlwithhands: Answer all these questions...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:01:24 -0400

thisgrrlwithhands:

Answer all these questions and you should have a fully-developed character for your audience to connect with.
A strong character can carry a weak plot; but a strong plot can’t carry weak characters

oh

my

god

yes

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Thu, 23 May 2013 12:56:30 -0400

I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:19:13 -0400

Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.

His friends tipped me $20

Satan: You're ugly.

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:35:11 -0400

Satan: You're ugly.
Me: There's no truth in you.
Satan: Nobody loves you.
Me: There's no truth in you.
Satan: What you did was awful. You will never be forgiven.
Me: There's no truth in you.
Satan: It makes so much sense if you condemn yourself right now. See? I told you, you'll fail.
Me: There's no truth in you.
Satan flees...
Me: You finally get my point.

"The Spirit who lives in you is greater than the spirit who lives in the world."

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Thu, 23 May 2013 06:32:00 -0400

spiritualinspiration: “No eye has seen, no ear has heard, and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:23:03 -0400

spiritualinspiration:

“No eye has seen, no ear has heard, and no mind has imagined what God has prepared for those who love Him” (I Corinthians 2:9).

Have you ever tried to imagine what God might have in store for your future? No matter how great the dreams are that you may be able to come up with, God has more in store for you than you can even begin to imagine! It’s starts in this life and then carries over into the eternal life. God is a creative god and His thoughts and plans go way beyond our thoughts and plans. No eye has seen, no ear has heard, no mind has imagined what He has in store!

Let that encourage you today to dream bigger. Get your expectancy up. There’s nothing that you can come up with that is beyond God. He wants to see you rise higher and it starts with your thinking. Think bigger. Think expansive. God wants you to excel and go beyond where you are. He wants to see you fulfill the desires of your heart! Keep standing strong in faith, and dreaming big, and you will see the life of victory He has prepared for you!

the-beauty-of-words-blog: My lovely followers, please follow...

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:17:02 -0400

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My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:55:32 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

top-gifs: Baby duck falling asleep

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:51:50 -0400

top-gifs:

Baby duck falling asleep

zeunknown: atheistme: sconesandtexting: No child is born...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:51:18 -0400

zeunknown:

atheistme:

sconesandtexting:

No child is born homophobic.

This child is precious and I hope he never changes.

This youtube video is seriously the best.

You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people?

Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”

Are we going to ignore this kid’s awesome hand motions when he says “So you two love each other”?

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:58:03 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 11:59:35 -0400

5-nin-de-arashi: abyarashi: treasurewisesilliness: princesstam...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:59:30 -0400

5-nin-de-arashi:

abyarashi:

treasurewisesilliness:

princesstamii:

s-nn-mero:

Japan > Everywhere else

OMG! *m*

This is Japan in a nutshell. Forget all the crazy stuff with the weird tv programs and the cosplaying—that’s just the outer shell that gets attention because it’s unusual. This, this is the beauty of the country. I’ve had little grandmothers chase me down because I dropped my shinkansen tickets. In amusement parks, the attendants do their upmost to get lost items (usually cardigans or kids’ shoes) back to the owners—before the owners even realize they’d lost said item(s). I’ve had complete strangers not only give my thorough directions but have offered to drive me to the place I needed to go.

It is so, so, so hard to go back to the States after you get the J-treatment. I mean, Japan has its downside (“What is this madness you call pizza???”), but the general attitudes of everyone—even the so-called hardcore yankees (two of whom who, on a blazing summer day, helped me find one of my schools when I was heinously lost in the labyrinth that is the neighborhood in which said school is located)—is the epitome of the mindset that I wish everyone would adopt. Because yelling at people gets you nowhere. And being able to empathize with people kinda helps make this country a really nice place to live in.

Reblogging again for THIS ↑↑↑↑

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE POST I’VE SEEN ON TUMBLR

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:27:05 -0400

spiritualinspiration: “Set your minds and keep them set on what...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:53:01 -0400

spiritualinspiration:

“Set your minds and keep them set on what is above (the higher things), not on the things that are on the earth” (Colossians 3:2, AMP)

Have you ever been laying in bed in the morning and out of nowhere you’re reminded of all the mistakes you made yesterday and all the problems you have in your future? That’s the enemy trying to set your mind for a negative, defeated, lousy day, but you don’t have to fall into that trap.

The Scripture says, “Set your mind and keep it set on the higher things.” This tells us that we have to be proactive. We have to stay on the offensive. When you get up in the morning, have the attitude that David did in the Psalms and say, “This is another day the Lord has made! No matter how I feel, no matter what the economy looks like, no matter what the medical report says, I am choosing to rejoice. I am choosing to be happy this day.” You know what you’re really saying? You’re saying, “I’m not going to let other people steal my joy today. I’m not going to let disappointments and setbacks discourage me. I’m not going to focus on my problems and my mistakes. I’m making up my mind to embrace everything the Lord has in store for me!”

sarniel: tbskyen: tugamaggie: callmekitto: raggedymind: litt...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:52:39 -0400

sarniel:

tbskyen:

tugamaggie:

callmekitto:

raggedymind:

littledidxeknow:

todaylour:

andthroughthemosstheivycreeps:

impuretale:

beatrixspoke:

saaaaaasha:

hey guys

that is carved

from MARBLE

THAT IS A ROCK

WAT

I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.

Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome.

Blown away

I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre

I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.

b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?

FUCKING BERNINI THO

FUCKING

BERNINI

DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.

HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.

OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS

SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.

IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?

OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!

BERNINI!

Reblogging because batshit insane sculptors and horny statues are funny.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 07:43:35 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 07:41:16 -0400

the-beauty-of-words-blog: My lovely followers, please follow...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:40:19 -0400

the-beauty-of-words-blog:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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Tue, 21 May 2013 07:40:08 -0400